namflashback:

fancycake:

namflashback:

distractedbyowls:

fancycake:

yeah no sure ground floor apartment, midnight is the perfect time to sit on your patio and sing off key renditions of “cotton eyed joe”

it’s not like i have to get up at 6, no sir

i will start bombing your gaudy patio awning with water balloons filled with pig’s blood

i’ll do it

When I figure out who the fuck is practicing their bass at 3am in our neighborhood, this sounds like a good option

it’s me

i’ve been serenading you guys

GOD DAMMIT JESSE

BRB, SCHEDULING DAILY PRACTICE FOR A CHILD’S CHOIR OUTSIDE YOUR WINDOW. THEY HAVE A “NICKELBACK TRIBUTE” CONCERT COMING UP. ENJOY.